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So in the past 72 hours, we’ve got:

•Iran calling U.S. bunker-busters a “strategic L”

•Trump forgetting Munir’s Field Marshal title while casually pitching minerals like it’s Shark Tank

•Imran Khan issuing SC directives from jail like he’s still Prime

•India rage-quitting multilateral diplomacy over watered-down terror language

•And Pakistan somehow playing mediator between Iran, Israel, and the U.S. while simultaneously holding its own budget hostage for a prison signature

It’s giving “SimCity meets Succession meets Black Mirror.” The real kicker? Pakistan is still monetizing the chaos better than anyone else. Turning instability into leverage, bunkers into bargaining chips, and rogue tweets into press cycles. Meanwhile, India’s trying to play the grown-up in the room and ends up vetoing its own regional consensus.

TL;DR: The region’s on fire, but Pakistan’s charging rent for every match lit. And somehow… everyone’s still paying.

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